Friday, December 12, 2008
ice cold leftovers
thanksgiving 2008, coming late, Miami's fault, and that cold turkey is good turkey, especially with zesty pockets of pepper.
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
Miami's last resort
good times here in Miami. Meridith and I have been working long hours installing other peoples art. We've seen some sights and found it to be much cooler (cold) than we expected. Little time for internetting but I've got some photos to share soon. You'll be getting some Thanksgiving, some install shots, and some wicked light pictures of a marching band with police escort.
Monday, November 24, 2008
Donations made easy
I had to find a new home for some coats, this was the best donation site hub I found.
If it's time you need to donate, head over to the Mastrangelo ranch and push some sculptures around.
If it's time you need to donate, head over to the Mastrangelo ranch and push some sculptures around.
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Friday, November 21, 2008
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Avocado shopping in Bushwick
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Saturday, November 08, 2008
Lightning Drawing
I've been making a lot of these lightning drawings so that I might laminate them into a big storm. This is an animation of the process on two different video host sites.Which is better? Youtube or Vimeo?
Lightning Drawing from Kai Vierstra on Vimeo.
Lightning Drawing from Kai Vierstra on Vimeo.
Friday, November 07, 2008
Thursday, November 06, 2008
Sunday, November 02, 2008
Samhain
we rode to the Raczkowski's way out on Long Island, the weather was perfect.
Things got wild quick
The hills were alive, this bowl of chili was not
and back to Brooklyn in colder weather
Saturday, November 01, 2008
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Monday, October 20, 2008
Lester's laws
Lester Van Winkle's just about my favorite teacher of all time. One time he gave me really good tickets to a Yankees/Orioles game but I think it might've been because he knew I would wear my Red Sox cap to the game and get sqooshed by angry New Yorkers (a fate I narrowly avoided). But of course I'm kidding, he didn't love what I made or said but he wouldn't have knowingly sicked all those angry fans on me. So seriously, I love him and the hell he gave me during my time in Virginia. I'll be playing catch up with "that woman working hard in a cold Chicago basement with no windows", and I have Lester to thank for it.
Anyhoos- here's "Lester's Laws" courtesy of the devine Ms. Connie Brown--->
The following I circulate at popular request and with serious misgivings that they might be “mistook.” These advisories or faux-rules were first instituted in 1974. They were applied to a class of sophomores whose insistence on repetitious inanities, like solutions and non-thinking was awe inspiring. Out of desperation these notions were circulated to insure some modest degree of creativity, or possibly a small revolution in a class of really comfortable underachievers. Although I intended them only as beginners’ guidelines, they have become known as Lester’s Laws. These “Laws” have been widely circulated at popular request and which edition this is, is not known.
1. Do not arrive on time for this class. Be early and appear busy. Punctuality
and thrift precede cleanliness in the eyes of “You Know Who.”
2. Have ideas in your work. Mere personal expression is unavoidable, highly
overrated, and can be sloppily self-indulgent.
3. If you have no ideas, check your pulse.
4. If you have an idea (one) you are in trouble.
5. If you steal ideas, cover your tracks. Be the master thief. Do the perfect
crime. Or don’t. Be a postmodern, deconstructivist, conceptual
appropriationist. Plagiarism is in fashion. Fashion is vicious and violent>
6. Remember that in our game an idea is no better than its articulation.
7. Speak up in critiques. Ye shall be known by your words.
8. In critiques do not say, “I like.” For obvious reasons, like you’re talking mostly
About yourself . . . or whatever.
9. If you believe that criticism is only personal opinion, quit school now. Save
your money. Personal opinions are absolutely free and in infinite supply on
street.
10. Beware of art jargon. No one knows what words like balance and rhythm
mean.
11. Believe me, there is nothing negative about space. The constructivists considered space a tangible material.
12. Never let your story be more interesting than your art.
13. Never explain your choices by what you did not want. What you did not want or intend is an infinite set.
14. Do not let American industry make the color, surface, image, proportional or scale choices in your work.
15. High tech, avant-garde or expensive traditional materials will not improve bad ideas.
16. Simple repetition never doesn’t work. Repetition, like contrast, is a visual phenomenon, not a conceptual issue.
17. Do not make things the same size without good reason. MODERN REVISION: No, do not make things the same size.
18. Do not center or divide things in the middle. The middle is such a swell place; it should always be reserved for special occasions.
19. Do not use obvious proportion ratios. 1:1, 2:1, 2:4 etc.
20. Avoid bilateral symmetry and 90 degree angles. (See special occasions.)
21. Do not arrange things that “lead” your eye in a circle, square, rectangle, triangle, cube, cone, etc.
22. If you want to use black, white, or gray, see me first.
23. Always make primary colors secondary choices.
24. Give color significant jobs to do in your work.
25. Paint all carvings, particularly stone carvings.
26. Find significant terminations for three-dimensional lines.
27. Always radically modify or rectify found objects.
28. Remove source references from found objects.
29. Make weird things. It is an artist’s job to do so.
30. Remember that all things in the same context relate. Any further similarities, connections, parallels, vectors, or threads only compound an already existing relationship.
31. The only thing worse than a bad piece of sculpture is a big, bad piece of sculpture. Even worse is a big, bad, red piece of sculpture.
32. Trust your instincts. Trust your intuition. They are your best tools.
photo courtesy of vcusculpture.com
Anyhoos- here's "Lester's Laws" courtesy of the devine Ms. Connie Brown--->
The following I circulate at popular request and with serious misgivings that they might be “mistook.” These advisories or faux-rules were first instituted in 1974. They were applied to a class of sophomores whose insistence on repetitious inanities, like solutions and non-thinking was awe inspiring. Out of desperation these notions were circulated to insure some modest degree of creativity, or possibly a small revolution in a class of really comfortable underachievers. Although I intended them only as beginners’ guidelines, they have become known as Lester’s Laws. These “Laws” have been widely circulated at popular request and which edition this is, is not known.
1. Do not arrive on time for this class. Be early and appear busy. Punctuality
and thrift precede cleanliness in the eyes of “You Know Who.”
2. Have ideas in your work. Mere personal expression is unavoidable, highly
overrated, and can be sloppily self-indulgent.
3. If you have no ideas, check your pulse.
4. If you have an idea (one) you are in trouble.
5. If you steal ideas, cover your tracks. Be the master thief. Do the perfect
crime. Or don’t. Be a postmodern, deconstructivist, conceptual
appropriationist. Plagiarism is in fashion. Fashion is vicious and violent>
6. Remember that in our game an idea is no better than its articulation.
7. Speak up in critiques. Ye shall be known by your words.
8. In critiques do not say, “I like.” For obvious reasons, like you’re talking mostly
About yourself . . . or whatever.
9. If you believe that criticism is only personal opinion, quit school now. Save
your money. Personal opinions are absolutely free and in infinite supply on
street.
10. Beware of art jargon. No one knows what words like balance and rhythm
mean.
11. Believe me, there is nothing negative about space. The constructivists considered space a tangible material.
12. Never let your story be more interesting than your art.
13. Never explain your choices by what you did not want. What you did not want or intend is an infinite set.
14. Do not let American industry make the color, surface, image, proportional or scale choices in your work.
15. High tech, avant-garde or expensive traditional materials will not improve bad ideas.
16. Simple repetition never doesn’t work. Repetition, like contrast, is a visual phenomenon, not a conceptual issue.
17. Do not make things the same size without good reason. MODERN REVISION: No, do not make things the same size.
18. Do not center or divide things in the middle. The middle is such a swell place; it should always be reserved for special occasions.
19. Do not use obvious proportion ratios. 1:1, 2:1, 2:4 etc.
20. Avoid bilateral symmetry and 90 degree angles. (See special occasions.)
21. Do not arrange things that “lead” your eye in a circle, square, rectangle, triangle, cube, cone, etc.
22. If you want to use black, white, or gray, see me first.
23. Always make primary colors secondary choices.
24. Give color significant jobs to do in your work.
25. Paint all carvings, particularly stone carvings.
26. Find significant terminations for three-dimensional lines.
27. Always radically modify or rectify found objects.
28. Remove source references from found objects.
29. Make weird things. It is an artist’s job to do so.
30. Remember that all things in the same context relate. Any further similarities, connections, parallels, vectors, or threads only compound an already existing relationship.
31. The only thing worse than a bad piece of sculpture is a big, bad piece of sculpture. Even worse is a big, bad, red piece of sculpture.
32. Trust your instincts. Trust your intuition. They are your best tools.
photo courtesy of vcusculpture.com
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